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Punch Today in the Face – Unisex T-Shirt πŸ₯ŠπŸ”₯

Punch Today in the Face – Unisex T-Shirt πŸ₯ŠπŸ”₯

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Some days, you wake up feeling unstoppable. Other days? Well, they try to test you. That’s when you throw on this tee,Β roll up your sleeves (figuratively or literally), and show today who’s boss. Whether you’re crushing deadlines, hitting the gym, or just refusing to let Monday win, this shirt has your back.

Why You Need This Tee:

βœ” Soft enough to keep you comfy, strong enough to handle whatever today throws at you
βœ” 100% combed and ring-spun cotton (Heather colors contain a hint of polyester for extra durability)
βœ” Pre-shrunk fabric – Because unexpected shrinkage belongs in horror movies, not your laundry
βœ” Side-seamed construction – A structured fit to keep you looking sharp
βœ” Shoulder-to-shoulder taping – Reinforced for long-lasting wear (and all your mic-drop moments)
βœ” Lightweight & breathable – 4.2 oz/ydΒ² (142 g/mΒ²), because confidence should never feel heavy

The Details:

β€’ 100% combed and ring-spun cotton (except Heather colors, which have a little poly-magic)
β€’ Fabric weight: 4.2 oz/ydΒ² (142 g/mΒ²) – the sweet spot between soft and durable
β€’ Pre-shrunk fabric – So it stays the same size no matter how many battles you fight
β€’ Side-seamed construction – For a fit that works just as hard as you do
β€’ Shoulder-to-shoulder taping – Because quality matters
β€’ Blank product sourced from: Guatemala, Nicaragua, Mexico, Honduras, or the US

Made Just for You πŸ’₯

Unlike your to-do list, this tee isn’t mass-produced. It’s made on demand just for you, which means less waste, more sustainability, and a shirt as one-of-a-kind as your take-no-prisoners attitude.

🚨 Heads up! We process orders after payment confirmation, and each one is manually verified before fulfillment. That might take a little extra time, but heyβ€”great things (and knockout tees) are worth the wait.

The Fine Print (Because We’re All About Transparency):

β€’ Traceability:

  • Weavingβ€”India, South Korea
  • Dyeingβ€”El Salvador, California
  • Manufacturingβ€”Nicaragua, Mexico, Honduras, or the US

β€’ Contains:

  • 0% recycled polyester (No shortcuts hereβ€”just premium quality)
  • 0% dangerous substances (We like fights, just not with our fabrics)

β€’ Age restrictions: For adults (Because responsibility and all that)
β€’ EU Warranty: 2 years

Today might try to mess with you, but you’re the one calling the shots. Whether you’re conquering the day or just surviving it with style, this tee is your armor.

πŸ‘Š Go aheadβ€”punch today in the face. (Metaphorically, of course.) πŸ₯ŠπŸš€

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Size guide

Β  LENGTH (inches) WIDTH (inches) CHEST (inches)
XS 27 16 Β½ 31-34
S 28 18 34-37
M 29 20 38-41
L 30 22 42-45
XL 31 24 46-49
2XL 32 26 50-53
3XL 33 28 54-57
4XL 34 30 58-61
5XL 35 31 62-65
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