The Enlightenment Journey
Punch Today in the Face β Unisex T-Shirt π₯π₯
Punch Today in the Face β Unisex T-Shirt π₯π₯
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Some days, you wake up feeling unstoppable. Other days? Well, they try to test you. Thatβs when you throw on this tee,Β roll up your sleeves (figuratively or literally), and show today whoβs boss. Whether youβre crushing deadlines, hitting the gym, or just refusing to let Monday win, this shirt has your back.
Why You Need This Tee:
β Soft enough to keep you comfy, strong enough to handle whatever today throws at you
β 100% combed and ring-spun cotton (Heather colors contain a hint of polyester for extra durability)
β Pre-shrunk fabric β Because unexpected shrinkage belongs in horror movies, not your laundry
β Side-seamed construction β A structured fit to keep you looking sharp
β Shoulder-to-shoulder taping β Reinforced for long-lasting wear (and all your mic-drop moments)
β Lightweight & breathable β 4.2 oz/ydΒ² (142 g/mΒ²), because confidence should never feel heavy
The Details:
β’ 100% combed and ring-spun cotton (except Heather colors, which have a little poly-magic)
β’ Fabric weight: 4.2 oz/ydΒ² (142 g/mΒ²) β the sweet spot between soft and durable
β’ Pre-shrunk fabric β So it stays the same size no matter how many battles you fight
β’ Side-seamed construction β For a fit that works just as hard as you do
β’ Shoulder-to-shoulder taping β Because quality matters
β’ Blank product sourced from: Guatemala, Nicaragua, Mexico, Honduras, or the US
Made Just for You π₯
Unlike your to-do list, this tee isnβt mass-produced. Itβs made on demand just for you, which means less waste, more sustainability, and a shirt as one-of-a-kind as your take-no-prisoners attitude.
π¨ Heads up! We process orders after payment confirmation, and each one is manually verified before fulfillment. That might take a little extra time, but heyβgreat things (and knockout tees) are worth the wait.
The Fine Print (Because Weβre All About Transparency):
β’ Traceability:
- WeavingβIndia, South Korea
- DyeingβEl Salvador, California
- ManufacturingβNicaragua, Mexico, Honduras, or the US
β’ Contains:
- 0% recycled polyester (No shortcuts hereβjust premium quality)
- 0% dangerous substances (We like fights, just not with our fabrics)
β’ Age restrictions: For adults (Because responsibility and all that)
β’ EU Warranty: 2 years
Today might try to mess with you, but youβre the one calling the shots. Whether youβre conquering the day or just surviving it with style, this tee is your armor.
π Go aheadβpunch today in the face. (Metaphorically, of course.) π₯π
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In compliance with the General Product Safety Regulation (GPSR), Oak inc. and SINDEN VENTURES LIMITED ensure that all consumer products offered are safe and meet EU standards. For any product safety related inquiries or concerns, please contact our EU representative at gpsr@sindenventures.com. You can also write to us at 123 Main Street, Anytown, Country or Markou Evgenikou 11, Mesa Geitonia, 4002, Limassol, Cyprus.
Size guide
Β | LENGTH (inches) | WIDTH (inches) | CHEST (inches) |
XS | 27 | 16 Β½ | 31-34 |
S | 28 | 18 | 34-37 |
M | 29 | 20 | 38-41 |
L | 30 | 22 | 42-45 |
XL | 31 | 24 | 46-49 |
2XL | 32 | 26 | 50-53 |
3XL | 33 | 28 | 54-57 |
4XL | 34 | 30 | 58-61 |
5XL | 35 | 31 | 62-65 |
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